The
25 Stupidest Liberal Quotes Of The Last Decade
25) Seniors love getting junk mail. It’s
sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the
real world. -- Harry Reid
24)The number one job facing the middle
class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs.
J-O-B-S. -- Joe Biden
23) I took a poo in the woods hunched
over like an animal. It was awesome. -- Drew
Barrymore
22) Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein
Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney…
this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon
interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty
years. --Roseanne Barr
21) I do believe that it’s the first
time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies
physics that World Trade Center tower 7 — building 7, which collapsed in on
itself — it is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without
explosives being involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2
got hit by planes — 7, miraculously, the first time in history, steel was
melted by fire. It is physically impossible. -- Rosie O’Donnell talks
Trutherism
20) Isn't it a little racist to call it
Black Friday? -- Joy Behar
19) A good place to start a more civil
dialog would be for my Republican colleagues in the House to change the name of
the bill they have introduced to repeal health care reform. The bill, titled
the “Repeal the Job Killing Health Care Law Act,” was set to come up for a vote
this week, but in the wake of Gabby’s shooting, it has been postponed at least
until next week. Don’t get me wrong — I’m not suggesting that the name of that
one piece of legislation somehow led to the horror of this weekend — but is it
really necessary to put the word “killing” in the title of a major piece of
legislation? -- Chellie Pingree,
Congresswoman (D-ME)
18) The Republican Party is saying that
the President of the United States has bosses, that the union bosses this
President around, the unions boss him around. Does that sound to you like they
are trying to consciously or subconsciously deliver the racist message that, of
course, of course a black man can’t be the real boss? -- Lawrence O’Donnell
17) Herman Cain is probably well-liked
by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the
Republican Party, conservative movement and tea party movement. People like
Karl Rove like to keep the racism very covert and so Herman Cain provides this
great opportunity so he can say, ‘Look: This is not a racist anti-immigrant,
anti-female, anti-gay movement. Look: We have a black man.’ And look he’s
polling well and he won a straw poll. -- Janeane Garofalo
16) If we want to keep our reproductive
rights, we must be willing to tell our stories, to be willing and able to say,
“I love my life, but I wish my mother had aborted me.” -- Lynn Beisner, the
Guardian
15) Is there such a thing as a man-made
stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim
Johnson)? …I know what this [Republican] party is capable of. -- Joy Behar on The
View
14) Civil rights laws were not passed to
protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them. -- Mary Frances Berry,
former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights
13) Now, people when I say that look at
me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to go
spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’ The answer is yes, that’s what I’m
telling you. --Joe Biden
12) Those flowers were picked by illegal
immigrants. And they’re not voting for you, b*tch. -- Joy Behar after
receiving flowers from Sharon Angle
11) During my service in the United
States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. -- Al Gore
10) Every month that we do not have an
economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs. -- Nancy Pelosi
9) Watching both the health care and
climate/energy debates in Congress, it is hard not to draw the following
conclusion: There is only one thing worse than one-party autocracy, and that is
one-party democracy, which is what we have in America today. One-party
autocracy certainly has its drawbacks. But when it is led by a reasonably
enlightened group of people, as China is today, it can also have great
advantages. -- Thomas Friedman
8) I root for hurricanes. When, courtesy
of the Weather Channel, I see one forming in the ocean off the coast of Africa,
I find myself longing for it to become big and strong–Mother Nature’s fist of
fury, Gaia’s stern rebuke. Considering the havoc mankind has wreaked upon
nature with deforesting, stripmining, and the destruction of animal habitat, it
only seems fair that nature get some of its own back and teach us that there
are forces greater than our own. — James Wolcott, Vanity Fair
7) Over the last 15 months, we’ve
traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I
think one left to go. -- Barack Obama
6) The government lied about inventing
the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government
lied. -- Jeremiah Wright
5) How do we know when someone like
Hasan is going to make his move and do we know he’s an Islamist until he’s made
his move? He makes a phone call or whatever, according to Reuters right now.
Apparently he tried to contact al-Qaida. Is that the point at which you say,
“This guy is dangerous?” That’s not a crime to call up al-Qaida, is it? Is it?
I mean, where do you stop the guy? -- Chris Matthews
4) The medical term for Down Syndrome is
Trisomy-21 or Trisomy-g. It is often shortened in medical slang to Tri-g. Is it
not perfectly possible that the very name given to this poor child, being
reared by Bristol, is another form of mockery of his condition, along with the
“retarded baby” tag? And does the way in which this poor child was hauled
around the country on a book tour, being dragged out in front of flash
photographs in the middle of the night, barely clothed, suggest someone who
actually cares for children with special needs, or rather sees them as a way to
keep the spotlight on her? -- Andrew Sullivan
3) I propose a limitation be put on how
many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t
want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I
think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only
one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions
where 2 to 3 could be required. -- Sheryl Crow at the
Huffington Post
2) Had a powerful meditation just now —
caused an earthquake in Southern California. …Was meditating on Shiva mantra
& earth began to shake. Sorry about that. -- Deepak Chopra thinks
his meditation can cause earthquakes
1) My fear is that the whole island (of
Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize. -- Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson
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